fearandloathinginwappingersfalls asked: HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE A TUMBLR?
iNuevo! Tumblr en Espanol.
Can’t wait for all those weird spanish Memes i won’t understand.
if the hardest thing in my life right now is spanish, i’m set
mascara-andyourpartydress asked: im just a funny motherfucker
That Awesome Moment
where you just enjoy the shit out of your life when you see the events written down.
I have come to the realization that I will invariably have constant run-ins with the law throughout my life, regardless of what I do. Today, the simple act of swimming in my underwear with a friend was thwarted by police officers, who so nicely notified us that we were trespassing on IBM property. However, as we were, “The first kids we’ve ever found back here that weren’t drunk...
I'm not a story topper,
my life is just so exciting that I will always be able to one-up you, regardless of whether I want to or not. I mean no disruhspect.
Its funny to think that one of the most enjoyable relationships I’ve ever had was the least official, least exclusive, least committed, least attaching, least social, and yet longest relationship I’ve had to date. I rather enjoy the shit out of my life.
Just: 1. had a talk with me about respect, control, and maturity. 2. Put a tracker on my phone (no lie) so they know where I am at all times and so they will know I am telling the truth. 3. Told me that if I did not keep above a 3.0 average my first semester of college, the $5,000 loan my parents took out for this year’s tuition will be transfered to my account for me to pay. and 4. I now...
I’m aparently just not cool enough. oh darn
noahfx asked: who are you?
my brother is currently somwhere in my house, probably doing something dirty with this girl dianna, so I have secluded myself to my computer room. However, it’s been about two hours, my eyes are melting, and I am hungry. I’m afraid of what I might see… He’s not answering my texts… I need to leave this room.
HOW CAN YOU
Make a second Clash of the Titans, when the Original movie was a landmark for the film industry, and you have already tarnished it’s name with the first terrible remake? And as a side note, Fuck you Ralph Fiennes.