and I get to work, I do my job, I get to school on time, I pay my bills on time, I run my errands, I clean my house, I feed my cat, I refill my tank, I shop for groceries, I do the dishes, I see my friends, I spend time with my family, I’m responsible and I do everything I’m supposed to because well…
it’s not called CAN’Tabis
- Hoops: Yo, we should sit behind those girls in FH and hook up with them during screenings
- Me: Sounds good dude
- Hoops: But if they stick us up I'll be pissed
- Me: Wait, I thought you wanted them to stick us up ;)
- Hoops: haha, yeah, well they better, cause if they don't I'm telling prof. Fink they're snorting coke and throwing flour on them.
- Me: hahaha
- Hoops: Just yell out, "THE FUCK?!?! You got herpes?!?! Yo Dis bitch got dem HERPS!"
- Goddamnit. I love white people